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  • Not so long ago, my friend Kevin cleaned out his wardrobe, which, due to his pack rat nature, was crammed with clothes he hadn't worn in more than a decade. Among the discarded were 25 sweaters that can generously be described as "hideous." Or, as one critic put it, "Bill Cosby would not wear this." Kevin's defense? "I worked at Marshalls in North Olmsted, Ohio, during high school and got a 15 percent discount. It was cold. It was the late '80s." The horror, the horror. Click here to see them, but be warned. Your eyes. The burning.

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September 25, 2006

The real weapon of mass distraction

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Enjoy the latest Bad Sweater Guy adventure from Worth Gowell.

September 24, 2006

Synonym for "uggh"

Vanessa from San Diego writes: "This past weekend, my boyfriend had a Huxtable sweater party. This entailed: inappropriate use of wool, beer, and puddin' pops.
I believe in what you are doing."
Thanks Vanessa! We find drunk college kids often go through an experimental phase.


On the left, a display of gay pride that's neither gay nor proud. Discuss. On the right: What's another word for "abomination"? She's about to jump in the cuddle puddle with the other furries. It's a screen Capture from "Grand Theft Llama: Machu Picchu Mobsters."

September 22, 2006

Primed

Since CNN covers all the important events in the world, it was only a matter of time before it got to BadSweaterGuy.com. "It's fantastic!" gushed the host of Prime Headline News late April 7. Aw, we're blushing. See the clip here.

September 13, 2006

Poetry in motion

Aimee from Montreal writes: "Attached is a picture of me in a vintage sweater from 1988 that I have yet to throw out from my wardrobe. I even wrote a poem about it:
Pink and turquoise accoutrements
sheathe my bangled soul,
There is a sweater in my heart
I can never throw out."
Thanks Aimee! That's beautiful.


Making a powerful argument for drilling in the Arctic Wilderness Preserve. Or invasion.