Space case
Enjoy the latest Bad Sweater Guy adventure from Worth Gowell.
The story
- Not so long ago, my friend Kevin cleaned out his wardrobe, which, due to his pack rat nature, was crammed with clothes he hadn't worn in more than a decade. Among the discarded were 25 sweaters that can generously be described as "hideous." Or, as one critic put it, "Bill Cosby would not wear this." Kevin's defense? "I worked at Marshalls in North Olmsted, Ohio, during high school and got a 15 percent discount. It was cold. It was the late '80s." The horror, the horror. Click here to see them, but be warned. Your eyes. The burning.
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October 30, 2006
October 23, 2006
Fright Christmas
Ryan from Ohio (think he worked at the Marshalls, too?) send these Christmas treats. "I wish I could say we have dressed
like that every Christmas, or everyday for that matter, but it was a
special event. My cousins and I dug up some truly heinous sweaters out
of the attics of our parents to help make a very special retro
holiday." Thanks Ryan!
We're sure your parents love you -- but this is pushing it. It's a very special Sharks and Jets
Christmas. In the middle, what happens to all those penguins who don't
survive the long march. The fur is soft and water resistant.
October 18, 2006
October 16, 2006
Holiday horrors
An anonymous fan from Virginia (wouldn't be Langley,
would it? We have ways of making you talk) sent in this gem from a bad
sweater party (at least that what he claims. We think these guys were
dressed for a Saturday night on the town).
A very Sentox Christmas. On the left, it tries to say: Fruity! Really says: An apple a day
keeps the sex away. In the middle, our friend is thinking, perhaps this
butch scarf will hide the pain. Dream on. And on the right, tries to
say: Nutcracker Sweet! Really says: King of the sugar plum fairies.
October 12, 2006
Old school
Enjoy the latest Bad Sweater Guy adventure from Worth Gowell.
October 09, 2006
Apache chief
Rob from Boulder
kindly sent two sweaters to our cause -- but was too ashamed to
actually wear them. Pussy. Luckily Kevin, sporting his new "enforcer"
hairdo, agreed to model the horrors. Mostly because he has no shame
left.
Journey to the Center of the Girth. Tries to say: Don't tread on me. Really says: Oh wait, you already have -- twice. (Added bonus: It repels water).
Transformer Optimus Prime fights a God's eye to death. You'd think the dreamcatcher would have caught a nightmare like this. Tries to say: Inuk-chuk! Really says: Imagine the tears he would have shed over this.
