You look sensational

One wonders how it took the New York Post so long to stumble upon this huge story. But finally the paper found some space to run this most important seasonal tale. Once again, Bad Sweater Guy is called in as the voice of reason to provide his expert commentary. Of course, they left the F. out of his middle name. Nice editing.

The caption that goes with the photo to the left says the woman claims her sweater is a great icebreaker. We don't doubt it. Also good for scraping ice from your windshield on sub-zero mornings.