Bad Sweater Guy

Why Can't I Be You?

Do you want to be like Bad Sweater Guy? Of course you do. Silly question. Two Chicago entrepreneurs have taken it upon themselves to help the sweater-deficient members of our society by opening a store that sells only Bad Sweaters. If you're heading to a Bad Sweater Party, the Ugly Sweater Store will hook you up. Most of them seem to be holiday-themed and fairly reasonably priced ($20-$25).

So if you're tired of rooting around the bargain bins at Goodwill or, you know, going to Sears, the Ugly Sweater Store might be your best best. Tell them Bad Sweater Guy sent you.

Stars upon thars

Drew writes in: "My girlfriend, Erika, and I went to a 'Bad Christmas Sweater Party' two years ago.  We had only been on three dates prior, so kudos to her for being a sport." Wow, she is a keeper -- with a ribbon on top. We were wondering what this picture reminded us of, and then it hit us:



























There can be love between plain-bellyed and star-bellyed sneetches.

We declare the 2008 Bad Sweater Season officially open

Flynn, a fan and friend of Bad Sweater Guy, kicks off the 2008 Bad Sweater Season with his "Little House on the Scary" offering. It looks like the Schoolhouse Rock version of what happens after the glaciers melt and submerge  us all under a few hundred feet of water.

Do you have a Bad Sweater? Do you know someone who does? Of course you do. Send it to BadSweaterGuy@aol.com and we'll put it up here for the world to mock. We'll take pictures of sweaters found in the wild or photos from your Bad Sweater Parties. Let's get cracking, people. There are a lot of Bad Sweaters out there, and we need you to help us bring them to justice.