"In the spirit of bad sweaters everywhere we decided to have a bad sweater day contest. Attached below is a picture of us. Also, can you please tell us what are sweaters really say? Thanks! I hope we're 'bad' enough to make it on the website!! "
Bad? Jennifer, these are an Amy Winehouse weekend. On the left, it looks like Stitch got run over by a steamroller. It tries to say “I'm in my cubist period.” What it really says: “The mold has spread.” On Miss Vogue, it's a visual aid in geology class. And that stripe in the middle is the extinction event. Nothing will survive.