Bad Sweater Guy reader Benjamin brings up a good point in his submission: In these trying economic time, is there anything better than a bad sweater to keep you warm?
"FYI - I'm the jerk in the fist pic with the reindeer antlers."
Au contraire, Benjamin. That antler-tie-candy striper combination doesn't make you a jerk, it makes you a playa. Don't hate the sweater, ladies, hate the game.
However your friends:
They could use a little help. What's with all the nautical themes on Cosby sweaters? Captain Jack Spareus looks ready for a three-hour tour of Cape Cod dive bars. As for the other one, what a rarity: the '87 Scorpions tour sweater. Nothing says heavy metal like red lightning. Rock you like a hurricane, guys, or whatever else you have in those Solo cups.