When you first see Matt's sweater (or jumper, as they are called in other parts of the world) from the front, you say "That's not so bad. How is that a Bad Sweater? Balderdash! I'm going to look at pictures of stuff on cats instead." But then, wonderfully, Matt turns around to reveal the true horror: argyle with stripes. It's the "professional golfer meets prison inmate" look that's so hot right now. BadJumper Guy approves!