Many people think that Bad Sweater Guy collects Bad Sweaters. Not so! All of the Bad Sweaters in my collection were ones I actually wore back in the 1980s and 1990s. I dress better now.
But! Recently I dug through my photo archives and found this spectacularly rare item. It's me with one of my most iconic sweaters -- brand new. Look: The tags are even still on. And check out how happy I look.
At this moment in time Icould have chosen to cast aside this cardigan nightmare. But no. I embraced it fully. And now the rest of the world benefits from my foresight. And pack-rat tendencies.
Whatever. I declare the 2009 Bad Sweater season open. Order my movie and send me photos of your own Bad Sweaters.