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  • Not so long ago, my friend Kevin cleaned out his wardrobe, which, due to his pack rat nature, was crammed with clothes he hadn't worn in more than a decade. Among the discarded were 25 sweaters that can generously be described as "hideous." Or, as one critic put it, "Bill Cosby would not wear this." Kevin's defense? "I worked at Marshalls in North Olmsted, Ohio, during high school and got a 15 percent discount. It was cold. It was the late '80s." The horror, the horror. Click here to see them, but be warned. Your eyes. The burning.

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December 28, 2006

And ... jazz hands!

BonnieIt's the Mod Squad -- Bad Sweater division. But we have a question. On the right, he's got little Santa Clauses (Clai?) and snowflakes, in the middle it's Monopoly hotels and holly. And she's got some sort of Christmas bouquet vest. But what, pray tell, is that on the left cardigan? An amorphous monkey snowman wrapped in wool? A horrible parallel dimension where bad sweater guy is a simian? You knitted it, didn't you, you maniacs! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Submitted by Bonnie, who wishes us a Merry Christmas. Right back at ya -- and thanks for the nightmares.

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